Trying to be funny on Event Registration1 min read

Event registration is more than just a formality with certain organizers.  I remember signing up as and when I received the email. They did not like the fact that I placed my occupation as ‘rightful king’ or wording to that effect.

Subject:Re: Participant registration for Chevening alumni event – September 21
Date:Wednesday, September 14, 2016, 12:14:16 PM GMT+5:30

Dear Sir/Madam

Please note that my registration was entered by a friend who holds strong Republican viewpoints and as such believes that the declaration of royalty is as true for himself as it is to Queen Elizabeth. I am self employed and don’t hold such controversial views. I would like to attend the conference and even if I am not allowed would like to express my regret on the manner in which that form was filled.

Dinesh Perera

Sent from my Sony Xperia™ smartphone

—- Chevening Alumni Sri Lanka wrote —-

Dear Mr. Perera,

We regret to inform you that you did not make it on the participant list for the Chevening Alumni topical talk on September 21st.
Thank you for your interest.
Best wishes.
The Chevening Alumni Event Coordination Team.

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